Oh X Factor. (Latest recap. I think this one turned out pretty well.)
The X Factor took us to the land of dance classics last night, a wondrous fantasyland where “Someone Like You” is our era’s premier dance banger and where contestants can sing Chaka Khan without fading into smoke and thin notes and the shadow of the greats. They were next going to take us into the land of the Pepsi Challenge, a fantasyland of which the world has no details thanks to BIG CRISES.